嘿，妈，看，飞机 Hey, ma, look. A airplane.
什么？ What?
飞机 Airplane.
哦，是啊 Oh, yeah. Huh.
《侦探科杰克》电视版是谁演的？ Who was TV's Kojak?
达伦·麦克加文 Darren mcgavin.
科杰克，不是科查克 （麦克加文主演了1972年的电视电影《夜间狙击者》，主角叫科查克） Kojak, not kolchak.
噢，嗯... Oh, um...
- 几个字母的 - 七个 - How many letters? - Seven.
有哪个字母已知吗？ Do you have any letters already?
嗯，第三个字母是V，我觉得 Yeah. The third letter is a v, I think.
不太确定 I'm not sure.
所以是空格空格空格V空格空格空格，对吧 Blank-blank-blank-v- blank-blank-blank. Right?
应该是 Yes, I think.
是个秃顶的男人对吧 It's a bald guy, right?
女士们先生们，飞机开始下降 Ladies and gentlemen, as we start our descent,
请确保椅背和小桌板 please make sure your seat backs and tray tables
已经竖直收好 are in full upright position,
安全带已系紧 make sure your seat belt is fastened securely
所有携带行李已在and all carry-on luggage is stowed
前面座位下或上方行李架内安置好 beneath the seat in front of you or in the overhead bins.
请在飞机停稳之前 Please turn off all electronic devices
关闭所有电子设备until we are safely parked at the gate.
谢谢 Thank you.
1995年11月12日 November 12th, 1995.
亲爱的迈克尔 Dear Michael.
三个字，操你妈 Fuck you. Just fuck you.
你就这么走了？ You just walk away?
在你说了那些话之后？发生的这一切？ After all you said to me? After all we did?
你答应过我的事呢？ After all those fucking promises?
操，你还上了我呢？ After all that fucking fucking?
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
请允许我第一个欢迎您来到辛辛那提 allow me to be the first to welcome you to Cincinnati,
当地时间是晚上7点43分 where the local time is 7:43 P.M.,
温度68华氏度 and the temperature is 68 degrees fahrenheit.
飞机还将继续滑行，请您继续坐好 We will be taxiing for a while, so please stay seated
直至机长关闭安全带指示灯 until the pilot turns off the "fasten seat belt" light.
对不起，我抓了你的手 Sorry I grabbed your hand.
不要紧 It's okay.
我是条件反射 It's a reflex.
通常都是我老婆坐我隔壁 I'm usually sitting next to my wife.
我不喜欢坐飞机 I don't like to fly.
我说了，不要紧的 I said it's okay.
不过现在你可以松开了 You can let go now, though.
罗伯特·赫尔南德兹 Robert Hernandez,
请到白色免费电话前接听 please pick up the white courtesy phone.
罗伯特·赫尔南德兹请到白色免费电话前接听 Please, Robert Hernandez to the white courtesy phone, please.
欢迎来到辛辛那提/北肯塔基州国际机场 Welcome to cincinnati/north Kentucky international airport.
乘坐自动人行道时，请您站在... While on the moving sidewalk, please stand to the...
- 你好 - 嗨 - Hello. - Hi.
我要去费格丽酒店 I need to go to the fregoli.
在市中心 Downtown.
行 Yup.
女士们先生们，请注意 Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please.
请勿停车或逗留 No parking or waiting allowed.
本区域无人看管的车辆将被拖走 Unattended vehicles in this area will be towed.
- 谢谢 - 不用 - Thanks. - Yup.
车里能抽烟吗？ Can I smoke in here?
看见那标志没？ You see that sign?
（我有哮喘）
噢 Oh.
你是英国来的对吧？ You're from england, right?
是，我是英国来的 Yeah, I'm from england.
从你口音听得出 I can tell by your accent.
还有你刚才吹的口哨，是英国航空的音乐 And the whistling, that's British airways.
其实那是《拉克美》（歌剧） It's lakme, actually.
没，就是英国航空的 Nah, that's British airways.
反正我很擅长听口音的 Anyway, I have an ear for accents.
英国现在天气怎样，还好么？ How's the weather there now? Good?
我是英国人，但现在住在这里 Well, I'm from there originally. I live here now.
在这“罪恶之城”辛辛那提吗？ In sin-sin city, you know, as I call it?
不是本市，我指美利坚 Not here. The states.
“美利坚”，这说法我喜欢 "The states." I like that.
“大洋彼岸的美利坚”
“电车”，英式的“再会”，“烤肉时再放条虾”什么的 （第三句实为澳大利亚在美国电视的旅游广告） "The trolley. Cheerio. Put another shrimp on the Barbie."
英国的东西我都喜欢 I like all that English stuff.
那在美利坚的那一片呢 Whereabout in "the states"?
洛杉矶 Los Angeles.
哦洛杉矶啊，好莱坞 Oh, la, la. Yes, sir. Oh, yeah. Tinseltown.
辛辛那提也是很不错的，别不同意啊 Well, Cincinnati's a great city, too. Don't knock it.
我没有不同意，这话我信 I wasn't. I'm sure it is.
那是当然 Damn straight.
第一次来吗？ First time?
以前来过一次 Once before.
噢，这里跟以前很不同了 Oh, it's changed since then.
你正好在，该四处转转 You ought to check it out, you know, while you're here.
我会的，谢了 Yeah, I will. Thanks.
不用谢 Yeah. You're welcome.
操你妈的混账！ Fuck you, asshole!
嗯，你是该到处转转 Yeah, you oughta check it out.
到处转转 Check it out.
动物园很不错 The zoo is great.
他们说是世界级的 World-class, they say.
里面有很多很多，呃 Many, many important, you know, uh,
怎么说的来着，濒危物种 whatchamacallit, endangered species,
他们有育种计划 breeding programs, you know.
很有名的 It's famous for it.
有熊猫，别的也有 Pandas. Other things.
- 猫头鹰 - 是啊 - Owls. - Uh-huh.
听上去很有意思 That sounds fascinating.
那是当然 Damn straight.
嗯，你该去那转转 Yeah, you should check it out.
噢，你还得试试辛辛那提的辣椒 Oh! And you gotta try the Cincinnati chili.
这辣椒绝对是你以前没吃过的，相信我 It's chili like you never had. Trust me.
洛杉矶的辣椒？英国的辣椒？都拉倒吧 La chili? England chili? Forget about it.
这边的做法是，放肉桂和巧克力 They make it here with cinnamon and chocolate
做成酱汁拌在意面一起 and they serve it over pasta.
你想象一下 Imagine that if you can.
我会尽力的，谢了 I'll try to, yeah. Thanks.
酒店旁边有玩具店吗？ Is there a toy store near the hotel?
玩具店？ A toy store?
你是指，那种“玩具”？ You mean, a "toy" store?
对，玩具店 Yeah, toy store.
有啊，大概走两条马路 Yeah, there's a "toy" store
就有家“玩具店” about two blocks up.
整夜无休的 It's open all night.
是家好店 Real class place.
16街和林肯大道有要电召车 I have a pickup call at 16th and Lincoln.
有车在那附近吗？ Anybody in the area?
总之本市有很多值得看的 Anyway, there's a lot to see in the city.
- 重新繁荣的市中心... - 我就呆一天 - Revitalized downtown... - I'm only here for a day.
- 什么？ - 我就呆一天 - What? - I'm just here for a day.
对不起，我没听明白 You know, I'm sorry. I'm not getting that.
你口音不一样 The accent.
我就在这呆一天 I'm just here for a day.
那就去动物园吧 Well, the zoo then.
逛动物园一天就够了 You don't need more than a day for the zoo.
就那么大 It's just zoo-sized.
还要吃辣椒哦 And the chili.
吃辣椒只要一个小时 You only need, like, an hour for the chili.
嘿，那个是迈克尔·斯通 Hey, that's Michael stone.
迈克尔·斯通 Michael stone.
哈里斯，帮忙拿一下这些行李 Harris, can you get these bags, please?
那个是迈克尔·斯通 That's Michael stone.
你好，欢迎入住费杰里酒店 Hello. Welcome to the fregoli.
你好，我登记，我姓斯通 Hi, I'm checking in. Stone.
欢迎光临，斯通先生 Welcome, Mr. stone.
查到了，迈克尔·斯通 Oh, there we go. Michael stone.
吸烟房，大床 Smoking, king-sized bed.
入住时间只有一晚？ And you'll be with us for just one night, sir?
是，一晚 One night. Yes.
现在只需要您留一下 I'll just need to make an imprint
信用卡信息 of your credit card, for incidentals,
以缴纳其他杂费 and we'll be all set.
如果有的话，给我间安静点的 I'd like a quiet room, if you have one.
当然可以 Yes, sir. Of course.
我们酒店十楼 I have a charming deluxe smoking
有一间小型豪华套房 junior suite on the tenth floor
可吸烟，大床 with a king-sized bed.
远离街道上的噪音 Far above the street noise.
- 这间听上去不错 - 那好 - That sounds good. - Great.
那就这么定了 So it's all set then.
这位是丹尼斯，他带您去房间 Dennis here will show you to your room.
- 谢谢 - 先生这边请 - Oh, thank you. - Right this way, sir.
- 我叫丹尼斯 - 你好 - My name is Dennis. - Hi.
您先请 After you, sir.
来时旅途可顺利？ So how was your trip in?
挺好的，谢谢 It was fine, thanks.
那就好 Good.
- 颠簸吗？ - 没 - Bumpy? At all? - Uh, no.
- 什么？ - 没有 - I'm sorry? - No.
哦，那，您现在安全了 Oh, well, you're safe now.
您会喜欢这间房的 I think the room will be to your liking, sir.
出电梯左拐 Just up here to the left, sir.
对，您先请 There you go, after you.
- 我们这边天气不错 - 是 - Nice weather we're having. - Yeah.
- 什么？ - 是 - What? - Yes.
是，天气很好 Yes, the weather is very good.
非常非常非常好 Very, very, very, very good.
68华氏度 Sixty-eight degrees fahrenheit.
到了，这间 And here we are.
您先请 After you, sir.
浴室在这 It's the bathroom.
空调和供暖在这里调节 Air conditioning and heat controls here.
电视是遥控的，冰箱有小酒吧 TV, remote control. Mini-bar.
都简单易用 All self-explanatory, i think.
嗯... Um...
沿走廊过去有制冰机 Ice machine down the hall.
需要我在离开前给您拿些冰来么？ And would you like me to get you some ice before I leave?
不用了，谢谢，这是你的小费 No, I'm okay, thanks. Here you go.
噢，十分感谢 Oh. Thank you very much, sir.
有任何需要都可以直接打给我们 If you need anything at all, please just give us a ring.
- 我叫丹尼斯 - 谢谢 - My name's Dennis. - Thanks.
- 晚安 - 晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
感触房间门 Touch the door to the room.
如果感觉很烫，请勿开门 If it feels hot, do not open it.
把浴缸注满水，浸湿毛巾 Fill the tub with water, soak a towel,
把湿毛巾堵在房门下的缝隙 and place it in the space at the bottom of the door.
如果房门不烫手，您可以离开房间 If the door is not hot, you may leave the room,
但请带上房卡 but bring your room key with you
以防出口堵塞，您需要再回房间 in case exits are blocked and you need to get back in.
嗯？ Hmm?
客房服务 Room service.
请问您有什么需要，斯通先生？ How may I help you, Mr. stone?
我需要一些客房服务 Um, I'd like to order some room service.
好 Yes.
贝比生菜色拉和三文鱼 I'll have the bibb lettuce salad and the salmon.
好的 Yes, sir.
需要酒水吗？ Would you like anything to drink tonight?
不用了，我在小酒吧里拿 No. I'll find something in the mini-bar.
很好 Very good.
甜点呢？我们有... Dessert? We have a...
不了，谢谢 No, no, no, thanks.
好极了 Very good, sir.
所以您点的是贝比生菜、戈尔贡佐拉芝士 So that's a bibb lettuce, gorgonzola,
- 火腿和核桃色拉 - 是 - prosciutto, and walnut salad. - Yes.
外加甜山莓香醋调味汁 With honey raspberry vinaigrette dressing.
是 Yes.
还有野生阿拉斯加三文鱼主菜 And the wild-caught copper river Alaska salmon amandine.
- 是 - 配菜有小芦笋... - Yes.- With baby asparagus...
- 是 - 还有黑松露清汤 - Yes.- ...And the black truffle broth.
- 是 - 很好 - Yes. - Very good.
是给1007号房的？ And that's for room 1007?
是 Yes.
好极了 Very good.
现在9点13分 It's 9:13 now.
餐点会在35分钟内送上去 It should be there within 35 minutes,
也就是9点48分之前 which will make it 9:48.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢... Thank...
喂？ Hello?
嘿 Hey.
噢，嗨 Oh, hi.
你刚到？ You just get in?
我在酒店了，你怎么样？ I'm at the hotel. How are you?
快来例假了 Pre-menstrual.
航班如何 How was the flight?
还行吧，有点颠簸 Ah, it was okay. A little bumpy.
噢，我最讨厌那样了 Oh, I hate that.
等一下，亨利，我在打电话 Just a minute, Henry! No, I'm on the phone!
等一下！ Just a minute!
什么？ What?
- 不，是爸爸！- 唐娜 - No, it's daddy!- Donna.
- 是爸爸 - 唐娜 - Daddy!- Donna.
- 是爸爸！ - 唐娜！ - Daddy!- Donna!
他想问声好 He wants to say hi.
好吧，唐娜，我不想... Okay. Donna, i don't want to...
等一下 Hold on.
他正下楼来了，穿着海盗的衣服 He's coming downstairs. He's in his pirate suit.
来吧，亨利，爸爸在等呢 Come on, Henry. Daddy's waiting.
是啊，长途电话！ Yes. It's long-distance!
天哪 Jesus.
- 他来了 - 好 - Here he is. - Okay.
嗨，男子汉 Hi, slugger.
说点什么啊，是长途电话呢 Say something. It's long-distance.
嗨，爸爸，我现在是海盗 Hi, daddy. I'm a pirate.
是吗？真棒，听见你的声音真好 Are you? That's great. I'm glad to hear your voice.
你给我买礼物没？ Did you buy me something?
还没有，我会买的，我才刚到 Not yet. But I will. I just got here.
行，我爱你，保重，拜拜 Okay, I love you. Take care. Bye.
他挺有话直说的 Well, he gets right to the point.
是啊 Yeah.
那，嗯... So, um...
还有什么事，你的房间怎么样 What else? I mean, how's your room?
这房间就，一间酒店房间啊 It's, you know, it's a room.
挺不错的吧，床很大 It's nice, I guess. Big bed.
那挺好，你可以随便翻来翻去 Oh, that's good. You can thrash about all you like.
行了，唐娜，我没说喜欢这，烦死了 Okay, Donna, it's not that I like it. It's restlessness.
行，行，对不起 Okay, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
你今晚打算做什么吗？ You doing anything tonight?
没 No.
我叫了客房服务 I ordered room service.
打算看个电影什么的，我不知道 I'll watch a movie or something. I don't know.
我该睡一觉 I should get some sleep.
行 Okay.
我得挂电话了 Well, I better go.
我得给亨利准备晚饭 I've got to get dinner together for hen.
好 Okay.
晚安 Have a good night.
好 Okay.
- 明天好运 - 好，谢谢 - Good luck tomorrow. - Yeah, thanks.
- 好，再见 - 再见 - Okay, bye. - Bye.
“谢谢大家” "Thank you.
“我很荣幸今天在这里给大家讲讲客户服务” "It is my privilege today to talk to you about customer service,
“关于什么是客服，以及为什么它是” "what it is and why it's an essential component
“所有成功企业的重要组成部分” "of any successful business enterprise.
“客服部门的第一线” "The front line of every customer department
“是直接和公众交流的人” "is the group of folks who interact directly with the public.
“企业总部的电话代表人” "The telephone representative at corporate headquarters,
“地区分店的售货员” "the retail associate on the floor of the regional store,
“这些男男女女...” "the guys or gal..."
操 Fuck.
- 你这贱人 - 混账 - You bitch. - Asshole.
那你还在这干嘛？ Then why are you still here?
我正要走，只是在找钱包 I'm leaving. I just need to find my wallet.
话说到这你干嘛不有点种？ Why don't you find your balls while you're at it?
你知道我不想结婚的 You knew I didn't want to get married.
是啊，但你同意了的，你也是大人了 Yeah. Well, you agreed to it. You're a grownup.
是，我是大人了，你每天都在提醒我 Yeah, I'm a grownup. You remind me of that every day.
总得有人提醒你 Well, someone has to.
贱人 Bitch.
混蛋 Asshole.
我走了 I'm going.
是么？你走哪去？ Oh, yeah? Where are you gonna go?
- 我反正走就是了，操你妈 - 操你妈 - I'm just going. Fuck you. - Fuck you.
- 操你妈 - 操你妈 - Fuck you. - Fuck you.
- 操你妈 - 操你妈 - 操你妈 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. - Fuck you.
- 你赶紧滚蛋吧婊子 - 你才滚蛋 - Why don't you fuck off, bitch? - You fuck off.
我妈说得对啊，你就是个婊子 You know, my mother was right when she said you're a bitch.
- 操你妈 - 操你妈 - Fuck you. Fuck you. - Fuck you.
客房服务，请问今晚开免打扰吗？ Housekeeping. Would you like turndown service tonight?
“谢谢大家” Thank you.
“我很荣幸今天在这里给大家讲讲客户服务” It is my privilege today to talk to you about customer service.
“关于什么是客服，以及...” What it is and why...
靠 Shit.
我是问，我到底做错什么了，迈克尔？ I mean, what the fuck did I do, Michael?
简直是个谜 It's a goddamn mystery.
这么多年了，一直都是个谜 It's like the goddamn mystery of the ages.
噢，靠 Oh, shit.
上一秒我们还决定 One minute, we were going to spend
要共度余生 the rest of our lives together,
而下一秒... and the next...
阿玛罗西，好 Amarossi. Okay.
嗨，贝拉，是我，迈克尔 Hi, Bella. It's Michael.
靠 Shit.
嗨，贝拉，是我，迈克尔 Hi, Bella, it's Michael.
嗨，贝拉... Hi, Bella...
嗨，贝拉，是我，迈克尔 Hi, Bella, it's Michael.
操 Fuck.
6... Six...
喂？ Hello?
喂，嗯... Hello. Um...
请找贝拉·阿玛罗西接电话 May I speak to Bella amarossi, please?
我就是 This is Bella.
贝拉？ Bella?
嗨，我刚才不确定，我... Hi, I wasn't sure... Hi... I... uh...
- 我是... - 是谁？ - It's, uh... - Who is this?
是我，迈克尔 It's Michael.
我没听出是你的声音 I didn't recognize your voice.
- 迈克尔？ - 迈克尔·斯通 - Michael? - Michael stone.
迈克尔·斯通，我是... Michael stone. From...
我的天哪！ Oh, my god!
迈克尔？ Michael?
我的天！ Oh, my god!
哇 Wow.
你在哪？ Where are you?
我来辛辛那提出差 I'm in Cincinnati on business
想到了你，就在电话簿里找你的号码 and I thought of you and I looked you up in the phone book
真的找到了，所以... and there you were, so, uh...
听见你的声音真好 It's good to hear your voice.
你也是 Yours, too.
我在发抖 I'm shaking.
天哪，都过去多久了？ Jesus, how long has it been?
十年了 Ten years.
十一年 Eleven.
是啊 Oh, right.
呃... Uh...
- 我结婚了 - 噢 - I'm married. - Oh.
有个小孩 I have a kid.
噢 Oh.
挺好啊 That's great.
- 恭喜 - 谢谢 - Congratulations. - Thanks.
你呢？ You?
没 No.
我一直很想你 I've missed you.
是啊 Yeah.
这话说出来很奇怪吧 That's a weird thing to say.
我知道，对不起 I know. I'm sorry.
那 Well,
无所谓了，都他妈的是陈年往事了 it doesn't matter. It's all water under the fucking bridge.
陈年往事 The fucking bridge.
是啊 Yeah.
对不起，我的确经常想起你 Well, I am sorry. I do think about you a lot.
是啊 Yeah.
我猜你寄给我的明信片都寄丢了吧 I guess the postcards must've gotten lost in the mail.
你想出来一起喝一杯吗，贝拉？ Do you want to maybe get a drink, Bella?
噢 Oh.
我不知道，迈克尔 I don't know, Michael.
这让我压力很大 This is all very intense.
这一切都太意外了 It's like out of the blue.
我刚和一个疯男人分手 I just came out of this stupid relationship with a psycho.
我... And I just...
我不确定你会想 I don't know, I'm not sure you want to be
成为我当前情绪失调的受害者 the victim to my current emotional imbalance tonight.
是啊 Yeah.
我理解 Well, I understand.
我是说 I mean,
我应该可以来吧，我不知道 I could, I guess. I don't know.
天哪，迈克尔，都太他妈的久了 Jesus, Michael, it's been so fucking long.
你就冷不丁突然打个电话来？ And you just call? Out of nowhere?
对不起，是我犯傻了 I'm sorry. It was stupid.
所有事都一团糟 Everything's just screwed-up.
我脑子不清醒 I'm not thinking straight.
我肯定有哪里不对劲 There's something wrong with me.
那，你住哪个酒店？ Well, where are you staying?
费格丽 The fregoli.
哎哟，你日子过得不错嘛 La-di-da, you're doing well.
是啊，很无聊，一切都很无聊 Oh. You know. It's boring. Everything's boring.
行，我去那找你 Okay, I could meet you there.
在楼下酒吧好了，我大早还要上班 At the bar. I have to go to work early, so,
不能呆太久 I can't stay very long.
行，听上去不错 Yeah, that sounds great.
能见到你太好了 It'll be lovely to see you.
这事儿真太奇怪了 This is really weird.
我胖了点，没有很多，但 I've gained some weight. Not terrible or anything, but just
你别拿异样的眼神看我 so you don't look at me like freaked-out or something,
我现在真受不了这个 because I just couldn't handle that right now.
不会的 I wouldn't do that.
好 Okay.
我有颗门牙换了假牙 And I have a fake tooth in the front
因为之前摔倒了，嘴磕到了水泥长凳 because I fell and hit a cement bench with my mouth.
但你应该看不出来 But I don't think you can tell.
修补得很好 They matched it pretty well.
好 Okay.
很期待见到你 I look forward to seeing you.
再见，迈克尔 Bye, Michael.
再见，贝拉 Bye, Bella.
浸湿毛巾，把它放在... Soak a towel, and place it in the space...
What is the meaning of this, may I ask?
噢，母亲，高弗里爱我，他让我去洗澡 （《妙管家》，1936） Oh, mother, Godfrey loves me. He put me in the shower.
你在说什么呢？ What ever are you talking about?
高弗里爱我，高弗里爱我 Godfrey loves me. Godfrey loves me.
高弗里，请解释一下 Godfrey, I demand an explanation.
夫人，我觉得，我最好辞职了 I think, perhaps, madam, that I had better resign.
我也这么想，这是个好主意 Yes, I think you'd better. That's a very good idea.
你父亲如果看到这一切他会怎么说？ What do you think your father would say to all this?
别人说什么我都不在意，高弗里爱我 I don't care what anybody says. Godfrey loves me.
看着我，小姑娘 Now see here, young lady,
你去泡个澡，换上干净衣服 you take a bath and put on some dry clothes.
然后马上下楼来 And come downstairs immediately.
- 听见没有？ - 高弗里爱我 - Do you hear? - Godfrey loves me.
我这辈子真从没见过这种事 Oh, I've never heard of anything like this in my life.
- 很高兴见到你 - 彼此 - Good to see you. - Good to see you.
嗯 Mmm.
- 你来啦，嘿 - 噢 - There you are. Hey. - Oh.
迈克尔？ Michael?
贝拉！ Bella!
嗯 Mmm.
你看起来很棒 You look great.
谢谢 Thank you.
你也是 You, too.
请坐吧 Have a seat. Please.
能见到你真好 It's really lovely to see you.
谢谢 Thanks.
我叫服务员来 Let me get the waitress' attention.
不好意思 Excuse me. Excuse me.
这里生意比我想象中要好 It's busier here than I would've thought.
你好，需要点什么 Hi. Do you know what you want?
嗯... Um...
我... 你点了什么，迈克尔？ I... what are you having, Michael?
雪树马提尼加柠檬 A Belvedere Martini with a twist.
迈克尔，你还是老样子 Same old Michael.
我也来一杯一样的 I'll have one of those.
那来两杯 Make it two.
马上就来 Back in a minute.
那 So.
你看上去不错 You look good.
说说近况如何 Tell me what's going on.
没什么 Not too much.
说起来很丢人 I'm embarrassed to say.
我现在是公务员 I'm working for the state,
给健康部做图案设计 doing graphics for the health department.
图？ Graphics?
是，我是设计小册子的 Yeah, I design pamphlets.
就那种预防青少年怀孕，预防性病的册子 You know, teen pregnancy, stds,
糖尿病，什么的 diabetes.
这样啊，听上去挺有意思 I see. Well, that sounds interesting.
还行吧 It's okay.
我上司是个混蛋 My boss is a dick.
那他倒是很适合做青少年怀孕和性病相关的事 I guess that fits right in with the teen pregnancy and the stds.
我看上去很糟糕吧？ Do I look bad? I look bad, don't I?
不，你挺好的 No, you look good.
你当时为什么要走，迈克尔？ Why did you go, Michael?
我不知道 I don't know.
没法解释 I can't explain.
二位的酒，雪树马提尼加柠檬 Here we are. Two Belvedere Martinis straight-up with twists.
谢谢 Thank you.
不用谢，请慢用 You're welcome. Enjoy.
敬旧时光 Old times.
这酒不错 That's nice.
是啊 Yeah.
我很想你 I've missed you.
我也是 Me, too.
你可以试试 Try to.
试试？ Try to what?
试着解释一下 Try to explain.
啊 Huh.
我觉得我可能是有 I think I might have
心理方面的问题 psychological problems.
不错啊，那都说得通了，谢谢 Oh, good. That clears things up. Thanks.
很难解释 It's hard to explain.
我已经坚持跑步很长时间了 I've been running for a long time now.
跑步？ Running?
我们在一起时，感觉很特别 We were special together.
我是这么想的 That's what I thought.
是，我同意 Yeah. I agree.
但事情变了 But things kind of shifted.
就突然一下子变了？ But just like completely suddenly?
我当时太生气了，很受伤 I was so pissed at you. I was so fucking hurt.
一整年没法下床 I didn't get out of bed for a year.
这事你知道么？ Do you realize that?
天哪 Jesus.
对不起 I'm sorry.
天，你喝酒好迅猛 God, you drank that fast.
摸爬滚打的结果 I get a lot of practice.
你觉得你当时变了吗？ Listen, do you feel that you changed?
我是问，你觉得你变了吗？ I mean, do you feel that you changed?
你说什么呢？ What are you talking about?
我不知道，我不知道 I don't know. I don't know.
任何方面的？你有任何的变化吗？ Like, in any way? Like, in any way did you change?
我们在一起的时候 Like, while we were together.
我有改变你吗？你变了吗？ Like, did I change you? Did you change?
事情有变化吗？哪怕一点点？ Did anything change? Did a change occur? Did a...
迈克尔，你把我吓到了 Michael, you're freaking me out.
我现在没法承受更多惊吓了 I can't take being more freaked out right now.
对不起，我一团糟，我... I'm sorry. I'm a mess. I'm just...
你想不想上楼去我房间再喝一杯？ Do you want to maybe go up to my room for another drink?
我们可以多点隐私 We could talk more privately.
什么？ What?
我们不会上床的，迈克尔 We're not going to fuck, Michael.
我没有... 我只是... I wasn't... I just...
只是我真的很孤单，我们曾经有过一段 I'm just really bloody lonely, and we had something.
我是觉得可以弄清楚到底怎么回事 And I thought maybe we could figure out what it was.
你开什么玩笑 You've got to be kidding.
今天进行得不太顺啊 Oh, this isn't going well.
我买单吧，服务员？ I'll just get the check then. Miss?
- 天哪，哇，什么？ - 服务员？ - Jesus. Wow. What? - Miss?
我... 真是难以置信 I can't... I can't believe you.
操你妈的，迈克尔，滚蛋 Fuck you, Michael. Fuck off.
贝拉！我只是试图理解！ Bella! I'm just trying to understand!
那不是迈克尔·斯通吗？ Isn't that Michael stone?
就是迈克尔·斯通 It's Michael stone, yes.
下一秒你就离开了 ...and the next minute you're out the door
一句再见都没有 with barely a goodbye.
以后日子一帆风顺啊，迈克尔 Have a good fucking life, Michael.
爱你的，贝拉 Love, Bella.
你好，需要买什么？ Hello. May I help you?
你好啊 Hello there.
我想给我儿子亨利买个玩具 I am looking for a toy for my son, Henry.
你可能听说过他，他是个海盗 Perhaps you've heard of him, he's a pirate.
噢 Oh.
天，这不是我想象中的那种店 Oh, dear, this is not quite the store i expected.
的确不是那种玩具 No, I suppose not those kind of toys.
今晚太不顺了 It's not my night.
你后面那个是什么？ What's that behind you?
那个？是件旧货，日本的 Oh, that? That's an antique. It's Japanese.
很特别 It's quite unusual.
很漂亮 It's pretty.
烫，烫 Hot. Hot.
烫！ Hot!
啊！ Ahh!
啊！操！ Ahh! Fuck!
操！ Fuck!
冷！操你妈的！操！ Cold! Fuck you! Fuck!
我操！ Fuck you!
操！ Fuck!
好了 Okay.
好了 There we go.
嗯 Mmm.
我等不及回去见你了 Anyway, I can't wait to see you when I get back.
你礼拜四过得怎样？ How's Thursday?
不，特别高级 No, it's super-fancy.
天哪，他帅吗？ Oh, my god. Is he cute?
天哪 Jesus.
有别的人 Someone else.
操，我的裤子去哪了？ Where are my fucking pants?
操！ Fuck!
你好，这位小姐？ Hello, miss?
靠 Shit. Shit!
什么事？ Yes?
抱歉打扰了，我在找我朋友的房间 I'm sorry to bother you. I was just looking for my friend's room.
- 不是这间 - 对不起 - Not here. - I'm sorry.
没关系 It's okay.
嗨！噢 Hi! Oh.
你好，有事吗？我刚才以为你是别人 Hello. Can I help you? I thought you were someone else.
不，是我对不起，我以为你是别人 No, sorry. I thought you were someone else.
没关系 That's okay.
- 谁？ - 嗯... - Yes? Yes? - Um...
对不起打扰了，我在找... I'm sorry to bother you. I'm looking for...
是谁？ Who is it?
- 我叫迈克尔·斯通 - 噢！ - My name's Michael stone. - Oh!
噢！等一等！ Oh! Hold on!
嗨！天哪，是你 Hi! Oh, my god! It's you.
你好，对不起打扰了 Hi, I'm sorry to bother you...
不，没有的事 No. Not at all!
你想进来吗？ Do you want to come in?
我刚才在找人 I was just looking for someone.
我可能是搞错了... I think I've got the wrong...
是谁啊，艾米丽？ Who's there, em?
是斯通先生！迈克尔·斯通！ It's Mr. stone! Michael stone!
真的？ Really?
我的天哪 Oh, my god.
你好！ Hello!
噢我是不是很丑？我正在卸妆 Oh! Do I look awful? I was just taking my makeup off.
噢天哪，别看我 Oh, my god. Ugh. Don't look at me.
你好 Hello.
不，你看上去很美 No, you look lovely.
真不敢相信你在我们房间 I can't believe you're in our room.
我们专程从阿克伦 (俄亥俄州)来这听你的演讲 We came here from akron just to hear you speak.
天哪，求你别看我了 Oh, my god. Please don't look at me.
我真的受宠若惊 Well, I'm certainly very flattered.
- 你可以看我 - 艾米丽 - You can look at me. - Emily.
有什么事我们能为你效劳吗？ Is there something we can do for you?
我没有别的意思 I mean... I don't mean that in a weird way.
虽然... 我开玩笑的啦 Although... No, I'm kidding!
我只是... 我的天哪 I'm just... Oh, my god.
噢，我刚才... Oh! I was...
我刚才在找我的朋友 I was trying to find my friend.
我以为他住这间，然后... I thought this was his room. And...
噢，他不在这 Oh, nope.
除非他藏在床底下 Nope. Unless he's hiding under the bed!
我们都觉得你特别聪明 We think you're super-brilliant.
- 我们都看了你的书 - 噢 - We both read your book. - Oh!
你的书很棒！ （《你帮他们，我帮你》） Yay for your book!
谢谢 Thank you.
二位是做客服的吗？ Are you ladies in customer services?
- 是的，其实呢 - 嗯 - Well, yes, as a matter of fact. - Mmm-hmm. Uh-huh.
我们都是电话接线中心的领队 We're both team leaders in a phone room.
我们读了你的书以后 We read your book
部门工作效率提高了90% and productivity went up 90% in our department.
你太聪明了 You're so smart.
我都不确定自己是否该在你面前说话 I'm not sure I should even say words in front of you,
因为你会觉得我很蠢 because you'll see how dumb I am.
住嘴啦，丽莎 Shut up, Lisa.
别，不用住嘴，丽莎 No, don't. Don't shut up, Lisa.
你的声音很好听，很神奇 You have a miraculous voice.
噢，天哪，不 Oh, god, no!
呃，我？ Yick. Me?
呃，不可能的 Yick. No way. No way.
丽莎，你又不正常了 Lisa, you're being nuts.
二位想不想在楼下酒吧一起喝一杯？ Say, would you ladies like to get a drink at the bar, maybe?
我们可以聊聊天 We could chat.
聊聊电话系统的创新 Talk about phone system innovations.
噢，嗯... Oh, um...
好啊，我们可以一起去，对吧丽莎？ Um, yeah! I think we could manage that. Right, Lisa?
你要去找你的朋友吗？ Do you need to find your friend, though?
不了 No.
有二位美女，还要什么朋友 Two beautiful ladies trumps my friend.
天哪，谢谢你 Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much!
我都脸红了 I'm blushing.
嗯，非常感谢 Yes, thank you so much!
我也脸红了 I'm blushing, too.
真不敢相信我们碰到了你 I can't believe we bumped into you.
我们自己付钱住的这间酒店 You know, we sprung for this hotel
因为我们算是在度个短假期 because this is like a mini-vacation for us.
都快付不起房价 We can't even afford it.
但瞧瞧，发生了什么好事 But look what happened!
太值得了 It's so worth it.
噢 Oh.
我好爱这首歌 I love this song.
我多想在你身边... ♪ How I long to be near... ♪
住嘴啦，丽莎 Shut up, Lisa.
我今天在房间里还按摩了呢 I even got a massage tonight in the room!
嗯 Mmm.
偶尔挥霍一下是挺好的 It's good to splurge every now and again.
艾米丽和我在阿克伦的泰斯曼公司上班 Emily and I work for tessman in akron.
我们只是客服代表 We're only customer service reps,
所以你也能想象我们工资多少 so you can imagine our salaries.
- 泰斯曼？ - 泰斯曼食品公司 - Tessman? - Tessman foods.
我们做包装好的烘焙食物，售往整个中西部 We make packaged bakery items shipped all over the midwest.
麦片圈 Nibble-o's,
巧克力块 choco-bricks,
苹果派，草莓奶油杯 apple-flats, strawberry trifles,
小零食，橡皮糖 knick-knacks, scroochies?
噢是啊，很不错 Oh, yes. Yes. Splendid.
我知道 I'm familiar.
别忘了还有布朗尼球 Brownie balls, don't forget.
是啊，还有布朗尼球，新产品 Brownie balls. Yeah, they're new.
你好啊，又见面了，要点什么？ Hello again. What can I get you?
噢，嗨 Oh, hi.
二位想要点什么？ Uh, do you ladies know what you want?
我要一杯苹果莫吉托鸡尾酒 Um, I'll have an apple mojito, please.
能用苹果杜松子酒调吗？ Can you make those with apple schnapps?
很好喝哦 Yum. Yum. Yum.
应该可以 I think probably.
听上去很不错 That sounds really, really good.
我也来一杯一样的 I'll have the same.
先生你呢 And for you, sir?
雪树马提尼 Belvedere Martini,
干马提尼加柠檬 dry, straight-up, twist.
马上就来 I'll be back in a minute.
那么，二位平时都喜欢做些什么？ So, what do you ladies do for fun?
除了喝酒吗？ Besides drinking?
- 艾米丽，别说了！ - 嘿！ - Emily, stop! God! - Hey!
我也喜欢喝酒 Well, i like to drink.
我也喜欢，但我们还做许多其他事 I do, too! But we do lots of other things.
- 我们会去远足、骑自行车 - 是啊 - We hike and bike ride. Yeah.
我喜欢看书，看电影 I love to read. Go to the movies.
我挺擅长涂涂画画的 I'm pretty good at scrabble.
- 还有脱衣扑克牌游戏 - 艾米丽！ - Strip poker. - Um... Emily!
你们俩是朋友很长时间了吧？ Have you two been friends long?
自初中起就是了 Since junior high.
我还会一点犹太口簧琴 Oh, I play the Jew's harp a little.
我不喜欢说这个词，“犹太口簧琴” I don't like to say "Jew's harp"
因为这会冒犯到犹太人 because it's offensive to Jews.
总之呢，我买了一个“自教”的... Anyway, I bought one of those, um, self-teaching...
自教？ Self-teaching?
这么说对吗？ Is that right?
还是叫“自学”？ Or is it self-learning?
口簧琴是种被低估了的乐器 The Jew's harp is an underrated instrument.
我知道！ I know!
人们总觉得这就是件乐器嘛 People think of it as just this thing, you know?
嗯 Mmm-hmm.
各位的酒，两杯苹果莫吉托 Here we are, folks. Two apple mojitos.
- 谢谢 - 谢谢 - Thank you. - Mmm. Thanks.
不用谢，然后是先生您的雪树马提尼 You're welcome. And one more Belvedere Martini for the gentleman.
谢谢 Thanks.
敬我们 To us.
快，我们要错过电梯了 Hurry, hurry. We're gonna miss the elevator.
快，快 Go. Go, go, go!
艾米丽，别这样 Emily, stop it.
我们在几楼来着 What floor are we, anyway?
十楼 Ten.
你确定吗？我觉得... Are you sure? I think...
不，我想按的！讨厌 No, I want to press it! Darn it.
对不起，我伸手就按了 Sorry. My hand just jumped.
我喜欢按按钮 I love pressing the buttons.
对不起 I'm sorry.
总是你按按钮的，丽莎，别这么贪心 You always get to press it, Lisa. Don't be greedy.
我知道，因为我喜欢按嘛 I know. 'Cause I love it.
感觉很... 我不知道... It's so... I don't know...
“感觉像按钮”，不对 Buttony. No, that's not it.
嗯，“像按钮一样”？ Mmm, buttonish?
喜欢按按钮是不是特别傻？ Is it stupid to like to press buttons?
住嘴啦，丽莎 Shut up, Lisa.
按按钮是种纯粹的快乐 Pressing buttons is good clean fun.
没错！就是这样 Exactly! That's exactly right.
你瞧，艾米丽 See, em?
认识二位美女真好 It was nice getting to meet you ladies.
噢，能和你一起是我们的荣幸 Oh, it was an honor spending time with you.
谢谢你请我们喝莫吉托！ Thank you for all those mojitos!
荣幸是我的 My pleasure.
嗯，真谢谢你 Yes, thank you kindly.
莫吉托，这个词真好玩 Mojitos. Mojitos. What a funny word.
不用谢 You're welcome.
莫吉托 Mojitos.
我房间在那边，那么晚安了 Well, I go this way, so I'll say good night.
噢，呸 Oh, pooh.
对，呸 Yeah, pooh on you.
呸呸呸 Pooh, pooh, pooh.
晚安，迈克尔 Good night, Michael.
说晚安了，丽莎 Say good night, Lisa.
晚安，迈克尔 Good night, Michael.
呸 Pooh.
晚安 Good night.
呃 Uh...
噢，丽莎？ Oh, Lisa?
嗯？ Yes?
呃 Uh...
我在想，你愿不愿意 I was wondering if maybe you'd want
去我房里再小酌一杯 to come to my room for a little nightcap.
噢 Oh.
当着你的面问这个我感觉有点怪，艾米丽 I feel odd asking in front of you, Emily.
但我不知道要怎样... But I didn't know how else...
不，没关系 No, no. That's okay.
我明白 I understand.
你确定你不是想请艾米丽？ You sure you don't mean Emily?
所有人都更喜欢艾米丽 Everyone always likes Emily better.
呃 Uh...
呃，好奇怪啊 Ugh. This is awkward.
我回房间去了，丽莎 I'm going to the room, Lisa.
晚点再见了，好好玩 I'll see you later maybe. Have fun.
艾米丽，我和你一起来的 Em, I came here with you.
我不会抛下你的 I'm not going to just abandon you.
噢别犯傻了，丽莎 Oh, don't be an idiot, Lisa.
他这么帅 He's gorgeous.
是吗，没关系吗？ Yeah, it's okay?
好好玩 Have fun.
晚安 Good night.
那么，我房间在这边 So, I'm over this way.
好 Okay.
好好玩，晚安 Have fun. Good night.
噢！ Oh!
天哪 Oh, Jesus!
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
我没事，我没事 I'm okay, I'm okay.
我总是这样 It happens all the time.
请？ Mmm?
噢 Oh.
瞧你的房间多干净整洁 Look how neat you left your room,
拖鞋放在床边 with the little slippers laid out next to the bed
毯子也掀起来了，随时可以入睡 and the blanket turned down all ready for sleepy time.
不，是服务员收拾的 No, the maid did that.
他们晚上来收拾过了 They come and fix it up at night.
叫睡前服务 It's called turn-down service.
天哪，我好害羞 Oh, god. I'm so embarrassed.
丽莎大笨蛋，我不... Lisa the moron. I don't...
我没住过这样的酒店 I don't stay in hotels like this.
艾米丽和我花了很多钱，因为这次算是度假 Emily and I splurged, because it's like a vacation.
- 我是个笨蛋 - 你不是 - I'm an idiot. - No, you're not.
你想喝点什么吗？ Would you like a drink?
好的，谢谢，我的确想喝一杯 Yes, please. I would really like a drink.
不过我不会调莫吉托，我可以帮你点一杯 I don't think I can make an apple mojito. I can order one.
不，没关系 No, that's okay.
我只要一杯红酒就好了 I'll just have a glass of wine, please.
很高兴能和你独处一阵 I'm glad to get you alone for a while.
- 是吗？ - 是 - Yeah? - Yeah.
你不喜欢艾米丽吗？ You don't like Emily?
人人都喜欢艾米丽 Everybody likes Emily.
艾米丽就是王子 Emily's a prince.
不对 Ess.
艾米丽是公主 Emily's a Princess.
她人很好 She's very nice.
只是我觉得 I just felt
我感觉你很特别 a sort of special thing with you.
真的？ Really? Hmm.
大多数人都喜欢艾米丽 Most people like Emily.
- 谢谢 - 给 - Thank you. - Here you go.
谢谢 Thank you.
大多数人都不太喜欢多看我 Most people don't really like to look at me too much
因为，你瞧... because, you know...
我觉得你很美 I think you're lovely.
不，你不这么觉得 No, you don't.
我总是做电话接线员，因为 I've always done phone work because I'd never get hired
没有商店或者餐馆会雇我 to work in a store or a restaurant or...
你的脸，发生了什么事？ How did it happen?
如果你不介意我问的话 If it's okay for me to ask?
我不... I don't, um...
我不想说这个 I don't like to talk about it.
我能吻你的眼睛吗？ May I kiss you there?
噢，我的天 Oh, my god.
天哪，不 Oh, my god. No.
噢，天哪 Oh, god.
对不起 Sorry.
你不是变态狂什么的吧？ You're not like a pervert or something?
诡异版的胖子色情狂？ Like some weird version of a chubby chaser?
不 No.
我不明白你为什么想亲我那里 I just don't understand why you would want to kiss me there.
因为 Because...
因为我喜欢你 Because I like you.
噢 Oh.
为什么？ Why?
我不像艾米丽那么聪明，而且我丑 I mean, I'm not smart like Emily. And I'm ugly.
你这么聪明的人，该喜欢艾米丽的 You're a really smart guy. You should like Emily.
你书里很多单词我都不认识 I don't even understand a lot of the words in your book.
我都一边查字典一边看 I sat there with a dictionary.
我试图学习，但永远不会变聪明了 I try to learn. But I'm never going to be smart.
而且我很丑 And I'm ugly.
你一边查字典一边看书 I find it enormously charming
我觉得这很迷人 that you read any book with a dictionary next to you.
我上一次交男朋友已经是八年前了 My last boyfriend was eight years ago.
他甚至都不是我男朋友 And he wasn't even my boyfriend.
他当时快60了，很胖 He was almost 60 and fat
是人事部的 and he worked in human resources
他有老婆，有个比我还大的女儿 and he had a wife and his daughter was older than me.
他追求我的唯一原因是 And the only reason he pursued me
他觉得成功的概率比较高 was because he thought he'd have a good shot.
而且也的确成功了 Which he did.
我觉得你很了不起 I think you're extraordinary.
为什么？ Why?
我还不知道 I don't know yet.
只是我感觉你很显然是这样 It's just obvious to me that you are.
我没上过大学 I never went to college.
我甚至都没在自己部门做到过组长以上 I've never even made it past team leader in my department.
你的声音就像... Your voice is like
有魔法 magic.
真的？ Oh, really?
哇 Wow.
你也知道，我做电话相关的工作 Well, you know, i have been doing
已经有很长时间了 phone work for a really long time now,
所以如果我的声音听起来令人愉悦、很职业 so I pride myself on sounding pleasant and professional,
并且好听、懂礼貌，我很自豪 and having a pleasing phone voice and manner.
真的很好听。你会唱歌吗？ It works. Do you sing?
什么？不会 What? No.
我不会，天哪 No! God!
你好奇怪 You're weird!
我会唱歌，人人都会 I mean, I sing. Everybody sings.
但唱得不好 I just don't sing well.
我有时候会跟着收音机唱 I sometimes sing along with the radio.
我很喜欢辛蒂·罗波 I love cyndi lauper.
因为她有着天赐的好嗓音 Because she's got such a great voice
并且毫不在意人们对她的看法 and she doesn't care what people think about her.
她只做她自己，这很需要勇气 She's just herself, and that takes a lot of courage.
我很佩服她这一点，你明白的吧？ I admire that. You know what I mean?
嗯，我明白 Yeah. I think so.
你可以唱一首她的歌给我听吗？ Would you sing one of her songs for me?
不！ No!
拜托 Come on.
拜托了，能听你唱歌的话，我会非常开心的 Come on. It'd make me so happy to hear you sing.
- 你好奇怪 - 求你了 - You're being weird. - Please.
我会很开心的 It'll make me happy.
我不知道 I don't know.
好吧，你这疯子 Okay, crazy man.
就唱一点点 Just a little.
好了，开始了 Okay, here goes.
别笑我 Don't laugh at me!
我在晨光中归家 ♪ I come home in the morning light
母亲说，你何时才能好好过生活 ♪ my mother says when you gonna live your life right
噢亲爱的妈妈，我们并不幸运 ♪ oh, mother, dear we're not the fortunate ones
女孩们也想过得快乐 ♪ and girls, they wanna have fun
噢，女孩们只是想过得快乐 ♪ oh, girls just wanna have fun
有些男孩，找了个漂亮女孩后 ♪ some boys take a beautiful girl
就把她藏起来，不被世人看见 ♪ and hide her away from the rest of the world
我想在太阳光下自由行走 ♪ I want to be the one to walk in the sun
女孩们也想过得快乐 ♪ and girls, they wanna have fun
女孩们，她们只想 ♪ oh, girls just wanna have
她们真的只想 ♪ that's all they really want
过得快乐 ♪ some fun
一天的工作结束后 ♪ when the working day is done
女孩们也想过得快乐 ♪ oh, girls, they wanna have fun
噢，女孩们只是想过得快乐 ♪ oh, girls just wanna have fun ♪
真美 That's beautiful...
女孩们，她们想 ♪ Girls, they want
过得快乐 ♪ wanna have fun, girls
女孩们想 ♪ they wanna have
她们想，她们只想 ♪ just wanna they just wanna
噢，女孩们只想 ♪ oh, girls just wanna
只想过得快乐 ♪ just wanna have fun ♪
好了，唱完了 Okay. That's it.
高兴了？ Happy?
唱得真美 That was so beautiful.
不，我... No, it was...
天呐，你是哭了吗？ Oh, my god, are those tears?
太美了 It was beautiful.
这首歌特别棒 It's such a great song.
“我想在太阳光下自由行走” "I want to be the one who walks in the sun."
这句很完美地说出了我的想法 That describes so perfectly who I want to be.
你是个敏感的人，迈克尔，你真好 You're so sensitive, Michael. It's incredibly sweet.
是因为你的声音，丽莎 It's your voice, Lisa.
继续说，告诉我一切 Keep talking. Tell me everything.
你真是不可思议 You're, like, amazing.
你为什么要这么做？是在取笑我吗？ Why are you doing this? Are you making fun of me?
不，不 No. No.
噢，天呐 Oh, god.
我的天 Oh, my god.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你... Will you...
愿意再吻我一次吗？ Will you kiss me again?
我很想 I hope to.
我也很想你吻我 I hope you do, too.
有机会的话 Sometime.
噢 Oh.
我已经八年没有和任何人交往了 I haven't been with anybody in eight years.
我们就这样躺在一起 Let's just lie together
你可以给我说说今天发生的事 and you can tell me about your day.
行，好 Yes. Okay.
嗯... Um...
艾米丽今天早上七点去接的我 Well, em picked me up at, like, 7:00 this morning
我们开车来的这 so we could drive down here.
我们在星巴克停了车 We stopped at Starbucks
我买了中杯的摩卡星冰乐 and I got a grande mocha frappuccino.
艾米丽买了中杯印度茶 Emily got a grande chai.
我看了看地图，发现 I looked at the road atlas and figured
路程是200英里多一点 it's a little over 200 miles,
所以时速60英里的话，我们不到四小时就能开到 so at 60 miles an hour, we could do it in under four hours
中途还能停车上厕所什么的 with bathroom breaks and whatever.
沿71号公路基本上直接就到了这，很容易 The 71 goes pretty much straight here, so it was easy.
我们听了很多“不要怀疑乐团”的歌，是艾米丽的最爱 We listened to a lot of no doubt, which em likes.
我带了莎拉布莱曼的唱片 And I brought my Sarah brightman cds.
她用意大利语翻唱过《女孩们只想过得快乐》 She sings this beautiful version of
唱得特别美 girls just want to have fun in Italian.
意大利语叫《女孩们想过得更好》 It's called le ragazze vogliono meglio.
你想听吗？ Do you want to hear it?
当然 Please.
好美 Very pretty.
天哪，的确 Oh, my god, it is.
我以后想学意大利语，很好听 I want to learn Italian someday. It's so wonderful.
听着很浪漫 It's just so romantic.
继续说 Keep talking.
嗯... Um...
我喜欢不同的语言 I like different languages.
最喜欢法语和意大利语 I love French and Italian the most.
不喜欢德语，听上去很刻薄 I don't like German. It sounds mean to me.
所有那些“啊” All those "ach's."
当然我还很喜欢日语 And I love Japanese, obviously.
噢，我还喜欢葡萄牙语 Oh, I love Portuguese.
很喜欢听巴西歌手唱歌 I love to listen to Brazilian singers.
巴西人是用葡萄牙语唱歌的，挺少人知道 They sing in Portuguese in Brazil, a little-known fact.
挺奇怪吧 It's kind of weird
因为巴西是南美洲唯一一个 because it's the only country in south America
用葡萄牙语唱歌的国家 where they sing in Portuguese.
- 这不太寻常吧？ - 是 - It's an anomaly, right? - Uh-huh.
这个词还是我在你的书里学会的 I learned that word in your book.
我喜欢这个词 I like that word.
“不寻常” 我喜欢它的读音 Anomaly. I like the way it sounds
和它的含义 and I like what it means.
我感觉自己就很不寻常 I feel like an anomaly.
以前我并不知道还有这个词 Before I used to know there was a word for it,
因为自己与众不同，我感觉很不好 it made me feel bad to be different.
现在我有时还挺喜欢这样的 Now I kind of like it. Sometimes.
不是指很喜欢啊，是有时候会 I mean, not a lot, but sometimes.
让我感觉有些特别 It makes me special, sort of.
你明白吗？ You know what I mean?
“不寻常丽莎” Anomalisa.
噢，我太喜欢了 Oh, I love that!
就像是“不寻常”再加上我的名字 It's like "anomaly" plus my name.
你以后都能叫我这个名字吗？ Will you call me that all the time?
“以后都”有点多余了 I guess it's long to say "all the time."
我是说，我刚才是假设 I mean, I guess I'm assuming
会有“以后都”这情况 there is going to be an "all the time."
可是不会有“以后”了，对吧 There's not going to be an "all the time," is there?
我们只有现在，气氛还略诡异 It's just now. Some weird thing for just now.
但没关系，就算只有现在，也很好 It's okay, though. It's really nice for just now.
很“不寻常” It's an anomaly.
对不起，我弄痒你了吗？ Sorry. What? Did I tickle you?
- 一点点吧 - 对不起 - Just a little. - Sorry.
没关系 It's okay.
我那里有点怕痒 Just right there I'm a little ticklish.
好，我不摸你那里 Okay. I won't touch you there.
- 没事你可以摸 - 不 - No, you can. It's okay. - No.
- 没事 - 没关系的 - It's okay. - No, it's okay.
在做爱时你会说话吗？ Do you talk during sex?
天哪，我也不知道 God! I don't know!
都过去好久了 It's been a long time.
你想要我说吗？还是不想？我都可以 Do you want me to? Or not? I could do either.
如果可以的话 If you could.
或者可以 Or just, you know,
发出些声音 make some noises.
声音？ Noises?
比如呻吟啊什么的 Like moaning or something.
哦，行，这我会 Oh. Okay. I could do that.
挺好 That's nice.
这样可以吗？ Does this feel okay?
好，对不起，我... 有点害羞 Yes. Sorry. I'm just... I'm a little shy.
没关系 Oh, it's fine.
嗷！ Ouch!
- 我的头发 - 对不起，对不起 - My hair. - Sorry. I'm sorry.
- 没事，对不起 - 没关系 - It's okay. I'm sorry. - It's okay.
或许你可以趴到上面，这样 Maybe if we can just turn a little bit like this?
当然 Sure.
- 这样好了？ - 好多了 - Is that better? - Much.
好 Good.
你摸上去好舒服 You feel so good.
你也是 You do, too.
噢，噢 Oh. Oh.
怎么？你不想要吗？ What? You don't want that?
不我只是... No, I'm just, um...
这方面我也有点害羞的 I'm kind of shy about that, too.
别害羞，会很舒服的，我想要 Don't be shy. It'll be good. I really want to.
好吧 Okay.
好，可以 Okay, go ahead.
你不出声啊，不舒服吗？ You're being quiet. Is it not good?
不，很好啊，我... No, it's fine. It's good. It's, um...
一开始或许可以再温柔一点点 Just a little bit more gentle maybe. At first, maybe.
- 对不起 - 没关系 - Sorry. - It's okay.
好些了？ Better?
嗯 Yes.
到床上来好吗？ Could you come up here, please?
啊 Ahh!
刚才好棒 That was really nice.
是啊 Uh-huh.
我不想失去你 I don't want to lose you.
我失去了所有人 I lose everyone.
什么意思？ What do you mean?
我不知道 I don't know.
无所谓了 It doesn't matter.
噢 Oh.
喂 Hello?
喂，斯通先生吗？ Hello, Mr. stone?
- 是我 - 好早啊，是谁？ - Yes. - It's early. Who is it?
早上好，我叫劳伦斯·吉尔 Good morning, sir. My name is Lawrence Gill
我是酒店经理 and I'm the general manager of the hotel.
什么事 Yes?
我有件事 I have a matter of some delicacy
需要找你谈谈 I need to talk to you about.
- 嗯，怎么回事 - 谁打来的 - Mmm-hmm. What's going on? - Who is it?
能不能请你到楼下我的办公室来 Would it be possible for you to come down to my office
我们可以聊一会儿 to chat for a few moments?
可以吧 I suppose.
十分感谢 I'd greatly appreciate it.
乘电梯到地下层 If you take the elevator to the basement level
出电梯左转 and turn left when you get off,
就可以见到行政办公室 you'll see the administrative offices.
说找我就行了，我叫劳伦斯·吉尔 You can just ask for me. My name is Lawrence Gill.
行，好 Yeah, okay.
是谁打来的？ Who was that?
劳伦斯·吉尔 Lawrence Gill.
喂，这里是劳伦斯·吉尔的办公室，请问什么事 Hello. Lawrence Gill's office. May I help you?
今天两点半 At 2:30 today.
不行，对不起... No, I'm sorry...
你好，我来找吉尔先生的 Hello, I'm here to see Mr. Gill.
好的，稍等 Yes, of course, one moment.
吉尔先生，这里有位... Mr. Gill, a Mr...
- 我叫斯通 - 有位斯通先生找你 - Stone. - A Mr. stone is here to see you.
好的。你可以直接进去 Yes, sir. You can go right in.
多谢你来一趟，斯通先生 Thank you for coming, Mr. stone.
在这边 It's over here.
我知道，这里很大|NIt's big, I know.
他们说要么在五楼三十平米，要不就这间 They offered me 300 square on the fifth floor or this down here.
这决定不难做啊，对吧 Not a hard decision, right?
开那个高尔夫小车吧，它就这用途 Take the golf cart. That's what it's for.
注意前面的下沉式会议区 Watch out for the sunken meeting area.
不，你可以绕过去 No, no, you can just go around those.
不行，开不过去的 No, don't try to drive through.
对了，行了 There. There you are.
啊 Ah.
请坐 Have a seat.
这些鱼你喜欢吗？我刚让他们放进来的 Do you like the fish? I just had them put in.
咸水水箱，挺难保养的 Salt water tanks. They're hard to maintain.
那些叫妖精鱼 Those are leprechaun fish.
那几只像爱尔兰面孔的 The ones with the sort of Irish faces.
有什么问题吗？ Is there some problem?
- 没，不是这样的 - 那什么事？ - No, sir. It's nothing like that. - What then?
没什么 Nothing.
什么？ Excuse me?
只是... It's just...
什么？ What?
这个... Well...
快说，我还有会议要参加 Please, I have a conference to attend.
噢，是啊，“客户服务”会议 Oh, yes, of course. "Customer service."
这本书我也看了 And I've read your book myself.
酒店工作效率提高了90% Hotel productivity up 90%.
你我其实是同行 You and I are in the same business, really,
仔细想来的话 when you come down to it.
服务业，你觉得呢 Service. Wouldn't you agree?
是 Yes.
是啊 Yes.
总之我也不知道该怎么说，那我直说了 Anyway, I don't know how to put this, so I'll just put it.
我知道您昨晚房里有客人 I understand that you had a guest in your room last night.
犯法吗？ Is that a crime?
不，完全没有 No, not at all.
当然，我们酒店方面对客人之间 Certainly, hoteliers are in the business of being discreet
的打情骂俏要慎重对待 about our guests' philandering.
打情骂俏？ Philandering?
不，不是的，我用词不当 No, it isn't that. My choice of words...
不是关于这个的 It's not about that at all.
而且这事你怎么会知道？ How do you even know that, anyway?
这，我... Well, I...
斯通先生，我能有话直说吗？ Mr. stone, may I be candid with you?
可以 I guess.
我不知道你到底要说什么 I don't know what the hell you're getting at.
这，我... Well, I, um...
嗯... Um...
我爱你 I love you.
行了，我要走了 Right, I'm leaving.
别走，我以前从没这样跟你说过话 No, no. Look. I've never talked to you like this before.
时机一直不对 It has not been appropriate.
可能现在还是不对 Perhaps it's not still,
但今天早上我实在无法忍受了 but I've been unable to contain myself this morning.
我爱你，希望把最好的都给你 I love you. And I want what's best for you.
如果你想要婚外情，我也理解 And if you need to have an affair, i understand,
但跟我搞婚外情吧 but have it with me.
再见 Goodbye.
你跟谁搞婚外情都可以 Have it with anyone at all, anybody,
就是不要跟丽莎 just not Lisa.
不，等等 No. Wait!
我们都是为了你好，我们是一体的 We're all here for you. We're all one for you.
回来！ Come back!
这里的女的有你喜欢的吗？她们很漂亮的 Do you like any of these here? They're very pretty.
那个是斯蒂芬妮 That one's Stephanie.
斯蒂芬妮，跟斯通先生打个招呼 Stephanie, say hello to Mr. stone.
你好，你想操我随时可以，斯通先生 Hello. You can fuck me if you want, Mr. stone.
我也行 Or me.
我们之间任何人都可以 Any of us.
只是别跟丽莎 Just not Lisa.
不能是丽莎 Not Lisa!
丽莎 Lisa.
哇 Whoa!
丽莎！ Lisa!
你的早餐在这，斯通先生 Here's your breakfast, Mr. stone.
哇 Whoa!
丽莎！ Lisa!
丽莎！丽莎！ Lisa! Lisa!
谁？噢，你好，迈克尔 Yes? Oh, hello, Michael.
她... Where...
她在哪，艾米丽？ Where is she, Emily?
= 她不在这 - 迈克尔？ - She's not here. - Michael?
- 丽莎，我们走！ - 什么？ - Lisa, let's go! - What?
丽莎，别跟他走，他疯了 Lisa, don't go with him. He's insane.
怎么回事？ What's going on?
我没时间解释了，跟我来！ I don't have the time to tell you. Just come!
你这是带我去哪？艾米丽，怎么回事？ Where are you taking me? Em, what's going on?
老天爷啊，丽莎，甩开他，回来 Oh, for god's sake. Lisa, pull free from him and come back here.
你要去哪，迈克尔？讲点道理吧 Where are you going to go, Michael? Be reasonable.
你无处可去的 There's nowhere to go.
- 你弄痛我了 - 对不起 - Oh! You're hurting me. - I'm sorry.
对不起，对不起，对不起 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
我必须带你走，那里不安全 I had to get you away. You weren't safe.
什么不安全？你在说什么呢？ Safe from what? What are you talking about?
他们不想我俩在一起 They don't want us to be together.
我觉得如果有必要的话，他们会杀了你 I think they'll kill you if they need to.
- 迈克尔？ - 他们跟我解释了一切 - Michael? - They explained it to me.
酒店经理跟我解释了一切 The hotel manager, he explained it to me.
他们都是同一个人，都爱着我 They're all one person and they love me.
除了你和我，所有人都是同一个人 Everyone is one person, but you and me.
你是世上唯一的另一个特别 You're the only other person in the world!
真的？ Really?
好美啊 That's so beautiful.
我要哭了 I'm going to cry.
不，我们必须永远在一起 No, we need to stay together. Forever.
互相保护，互相扶持 To protect each other, to nurture each other.
天呐，这... 你确定吗？ Oh, my god. Oh, my god, that's... Are you sure?
是的 Yes.
是的，我终于，终于找到你了 Yes. Finally. Finally, I've found you.
我等了好久，等一个人... I've waited so long for someone to...
你这么聪明 And you're so smart.
我们必须离开这里 We have to get out of here.
- 我的衣服和行李 - 我们可以买新的 - My clothes. My stuff. - We'll get new.
还有你老婆和儿子 Your wife and son.
他们并不存在，他们只是“他们”而已 They don't exist. They're just them.
迈克尔？迈克尔？ - Michael? Michael? - Michael? Michael?
- 迈克尔？ - 迈克尔？ - Michael? Michael? - Michael?
迈克尔？ Michael?
- 迈克尔 - 噢 - Michael! - Oh.
你好像是做噩梦了 You're having a nightmare or something.
噢天呐 Oh, man.
你刚才在打人 You were thrashing.
手肘打中了我的脸 You hit me in the face with your elbow.
噢，对不起 Oh, I'm sorry.
没关系 Oh, it's okay.
我还挺喜欢的，感觉很亲密 I kind of liked it. It's kind of intimate.
那行，别走啊 Oh, okay, then. Stick around.
你以后肯定还能再见到，我睡相不好 I'm sure you'll get more of those. I'm a sloppy sleeper.
你浑身汗透了 You're all sweaty.
你梦到了什么？ What was the dream?
我不知道 I don't know.
是关于酒店经理的 Something about the hotel manager.
你饿了吗？我们可以叫早餐 Are you hungry? We could order breakfast.
我得为演讲做准备 I have to get ready for this speech.
我想要炒鸡蛋，可以吗 Can I have scrambled eggs?
当然 Sure.
我喜欢鸡蛋，炒蛋是我最喜欢的 I love eggs. Scrambled is my favorite egg style.
你呢？ What about yours?
嗯 Mmm!
这鸡蛋很美味 These eggs are delicious.
炒得特别好，你想尝尝吗？ They're scrambled perfectly. Do you want to try some?
不了，我是这么想的 No. Now here's what I'm thinking.
嗯？ Yes?
我想和你在一起 I want to be with you.
什么意思？ What do you mean?
我需要和你在一起，我想离开我的妻子 I need to be with you. I want to leave my wife.
真的？ Really?
迈克尔，这是个重大的觉得，我不想... Michael, that's a big decision. I don't...
不，不 No, no, no,
这事我必须做，如果你也有意的话 it's something I have to do. I mean, if you're interested.
我当然愿意，但太突然了 I mean, yeah. I mean, it's awfully sudden.
我不想成为一个 I mean, I don't want to be responsible
破坏别人婚姻的人 for breaking up a marriage.
我们现在就要做决定吗？ Do we need to decide now?
我已经很多年没有这种感觉了 It's been years since I've felt anything like this.
就像泄洪闸门开启了一般 It's like a floodgate has opened.
关不上了，我也不想关上，我爱你 I can't close it. I don't want to. I love you.
好吧，嗯... Okay. Um...
我不知道，这是件大事... I don't know. It seems so big and...
天哪，好吧，就这么办吧 Oh, gosh, okay. Yeah, let's do it.
好极了，这是好极了 Great! This is so great!
“不寻常丽莎” Anomalisa.
我会给唐娜打电话告诉她 So, I'll call Donna and tell her.
或许我该亲自去找她 No, maybe I should go and see her, right?
对，这样才对 Yeah, that sounds right.
我觉得这样做很重要... I think that's such an important...
你能不能... Could you not...
你在用叉子敲牙齿 You're clicking your fork against your teeth.
能不能不要这样 Could you not do that?
噢，对不起 Oh, sorry.
别人告诉过我的 People have told me that before.
我知道，我这是下意识的习惯，很蠢 I know, it's a stupid unconscious habit.
没关系，你刚才说什么 It's okay. Anyway, you were saying?
嗯，我觉得这样更尊重对方 Mmm. Just that I think it's more respectful.
你还必须跟亨利谈谈 And you need to speak to Henry
给他解释清楚，这与他无关 and explain that this isn't about him.
但这的确也与他有关 But it is. It's about him, too.
噢 Oh.
那也别这么告诉他，他还是小孩子 Well, don't tell him that. He's just a little boy.
是啊，你说得对 Yeah. You're right.
你控制欲变得有点强啊，是吗？ You're being a little controlling, don't you think?
我不是故意的，对不起 I don't mean to. I'm sorry.
不，没关系 No, that's okay.
那就好 Good. I'm glad...
求你不要嘴里含着食物说话 Please don't talk with food hanging out of your mouth.
- 对不起，我就是只猪 - 不 - Oh, sorry. I'm a pig. Sorry. - No.
不，不，没关系 No, no, no. It's okay.
那你愿意搬来洛杉矶吗 So, will you live in Los Angeles,
还是说得留在俄亥俄州 or do you need to stay in Ohio?
嗯... 对不起等一下 Um... I'm sorry. Hold on.
我可以搬去洛杉矶，可以 I can move to Los Angeles. I could do that.
好 Good.
今天演讲结束后我们可以去动物园 We should go to the zoo today after your speech.
我听说那里很不错 I hear it's really good.
他们有对濒危物种的 They have breeding programs
育种项目 for all these endangered species.
对不起，你刚才说什么？ I'm sorry, what did you say?
他们有对濒危物种的 Oh. They have breeding programs
育种项目 for all these endangered species.
所以你可以看到比如熊猫啊 So you get to see things like pandas,
我觉得熊猫很可爱 which I think are awfully cute.
它们其实不是熊，我看过书 They're not really bears, I read.
行啊，听上去不错 Yeah. Sure. That sounds fine.
怎么了？ What is it?
没什么，动物园听上去不错 Nothing. The zoo sounds good.
我的胃好痛，感觉空空如也，缩成一团 My stomach hurts. It feels empty. It's clenched.
噢 Oh.
那再多吃点华夫饼？ Well, eat some more waffle maybe?
我做错什么了吗？ Did I do something wrong?
对不起，亲爱的 I'm sorry. Darling.
没关系 It's okay.
大概是演讲令我紧张了 I'm anxious about my speech, I suppose.
当然 Of course.
我们可以之后再放松 Well, we'll have fun after.
我们不必去动物园的 We don't have to go to the zoo.
我们可以就呆在房间里 We can just hang out here.
这整个周末我都没事，之后才要上班 I have the whole weekend till I have to get back to work.
那太好了 That's great.
我好开心，迈克尔 I'm so happy, Michael.
我这一辈子都在等像你这样的人 I've waited for someone like you my whole life.
我也一直在等 I've waited, too.
我们会把一切都搞定的，对吧？ We'll work it all out, right?
是啊，谁想得到呢？真是太美了 Yes. Who would've thunk it? It's just so beautiful.
生活是可以这样的 Life can be.
事情都能得到解决的，这一课我学会了 Things can work out. That's the lesson.
有时候根本没有“课”，这就是课程的一部分 Sometimes there's no lesson. That's a lesson in itself.
也许吧 I guess so.
我有点焦虑，迈克尔 I feel anxious, Michael.
我感觉你变得有点不一样了 I feel something. Like you're different-acting.
我？没有，一切都很好，我只是... Me? No, no, no. Everything's fine. I'm just...
我知道 I know.
我在强太阳光下并不好看 I'm not great to look at in bright sunlight.
不，你很漂亮 No, you're very pretty.
好吧 Okay.
那，我们或许可以出去走走 So, we could maybe go out for a walk
- 聊聊天？ - 好 - and talk or something. - Yes.
那晚些再见了？ So I'll see you after?
当然 Of course.
还有... And...
呃 Uh...
记住，顾客是一个个体 Always remember, the customer is an individual.
和你们一样 Just like you.
每个与你交谈的人，都刚刚度过了一天 Each person you speak to has had a day.
有些人过得开心，有些人过得不开心 Some of their days have been good, some bad,
但他们都度过了一天 but they've all had one.
每个与你交谈的人，都有一段童年 Each person you speak to has had a childhood.
卖个人都有一个身体 Each has a body.
每个身体都会痛 Each body has aches.
做一个人是什么感觉？ What is it to be human?
疼痛是什么感觉？ What is it to ache?
活着是什么感觉？ What is it to be alive?
我不知道 I don't know.
疼痛是什么感觉？我不知道 What is it to ache? I don't know.
活着是什么感觉？我不知道 What is it to be alive? I don't know.
啊，对，“如何与顾客交谈？” Uh, yes. "How do i talk to a customer?"
如何与顾客交谈？ How do I talk to a customer?
对于客服代表来说 These are the important questions
这是个很重要的问题 for a customer service representative.
该说什么？打电话的时候我该微笑吗？ What do I say? Do I smile while I'm on the phone?
其实就算他们看不见你 Well, they can tell if you're smiling
也能听出你是否在微笑 even if they can't see you.
这你们知道吗？ Did you know that?
找个朋友打电话做个试验 Try it as an experiment on the phone with a friend.
来，试试看 Try it, go ahead.
看好 Watch.
我失去了她 I'm lost.
你们瞧，我说这话的时候在笑 You see, I was smiling when I said that.
我失去了心爱的人 I've lost my love.
她像一艘漂泊的船，漂向大海 She's an unmoored ship drifting off to sea.
我没有人可以说话了 And I have no one to talk to.
我没有人可以说话了 I have no one to talk to. I have no one to talk to.
对不起，我不想让大家听这些的 I'm sorry. I don't mean to burden you with that.
我只是不知道该说什么别的了 I just don't know what else to do because
因为我没有人可以说话了 I have no one to talk to.
对顾客要友好 Be friendly to the customer.
把顾客看成是朋友 Think of the customer as a friend.
我很想哭，但哭不出 I want to cry, but I can't.
是左洛复（抗抑郁药）的药效吗，霍洛维茨医生？ Is it the Zoloft, Dr. horowitz?
是左洛复的药效吗？ Is it the Zoloft?
我的脸变成了扭曲的哭脸 My face squeezes into that crying contortion you all know so well
但什么都哭不出，我需要眼泪 but nothing comes out. I need tears.
就好比做爱没法射 It's like not being able to come.
我需要眼泪把我撕碎，驱走这场噩梦，但... I need tears to tear me in two and let this nightmare escape, but...
噢，嗯... Oh. Um...
总之，不要忘记微笑 Anyway, yes, don't forget to smile.
这让对方的一天变得开心，而你不会失去什么吧 It makes a person's day. And what does it cost you?
微笑是免费的 A smile is free.
没用的，没用的，没用的 This is not working. This is not working. This is not working.
世界就要分崩离析了 The world is falling apart.
总统是战犯 The president is a war criminal.
美国已经江河日下 America is going down the tubes
你们还在说什么智能设计 and you're talking about goddamn intelligent design.
他们故意地摧毁了 They've intentionally destroyed
公共教育系统 the public education system
因为操控愚蠢的工人和士兵 because it's easier to manipulate
要来得更容易些 dumb workers and soldiers.
不用说这些吧！支持我们的军队！ There's no need for that! Support our troops!
嗯？ Eh?
噢，嗯... Oh, um...
我以为今天是讲客户服务的 I thought this was about customer service.
呃，要懂礼貌 Uh, be personable.
记住要相信自己 Remember to believe in yourself.
相信自己的公司 Believe in your company.
和你们的产品、服务 And your products or services.
我每晚都汗湿枕头 I sweat onto my pillow every night.
我觉得自己是出了大问题 I think there's something very, very wrong with me.
要友善 Be friendly.
是啊，这不花钱吧 Yes, what does it cost you?
在每个人身上找到特别的地方 Look for what is special about each individual.
在交谈过程中侧重这些特别 Focus on that during your conversation.
时间很有限，我们总是忘记 Our time is limited. We forget that.
死亡会降临，一切终结 Death comes, that's it.
很快，我们就会像根本没存在过 Soon it's as if we never existed.
所以，记住要微笑 So, remember to smile.
记住，每个人都会找到这样一个人 Remember there is someone out there for everyone.
可以爱的一个人 Someone to love.
记住，每个与你交谈的人，都需要爱 Remember every person you speak to needs love.
记住要... Remember to...
爸爸！爸爸！ Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
小男子汉！ Slugger!
你给我买了什么？ What'd you bring me?
- 在袋子里 - 给我看看！ - In the bag. - Let me look! Let me look!
- 他真是直截了当啊 - 是啊 - He gets right to the point. - Yeah.
嗨，亲爱的 Hi, honey.
- 就是这个？ - 是 - Is this it? - Yup.
- 这是什么？ - 玩具 - What is it? - A toy.
这是娃娃，给女孩子玩的娃娃 It's a doll. It's for girls. It's a girls' doll.
- 不，这是玩具，是古董，会动的 - 不... - No, no. It's a toy, an antique. It moves. - No, no, it's...
蠢死了，脸都坏掉了 It's stupid, it's stupid, and the face is broken.
这是旧货，乖儿子，坏了才好看 It's an antique, slugger. That's part of its charm.
不，我不明白 Nah, I don't get it. I don't get it.
这里的字写的什么？ What are these words here?
我不知道，是日语 I don't know. It's in Japanese.
按下按钮试试，会动的 Press some buttons. It moves.
你还给我买了什么？ What else did you get me?
我没给你买别的... - Well, I didn't get you anything else...
吓一跳吧！ Surprise!
老天爷啊吓死我了！ Jesus! That scared me!
欢迎回家亲爱的，这是给你的惊喜派对 Welcome home, honey. It's a surprise party.
我不... 这些都是什么人？ I don't... Who are all these people?
迈克尔，真高兴见到你 Michael, it's great to see you.
是啊，谢谢 Yeah. Oh, thanks.
- 这些都是谁？ - 大家都在啊，亲爱的 - Who are they? - It's everybody, honey.
现在这娃娃在做什么，爸爸？ What's it doing now, daddy?
我一个都不认识 I don't recognize any of them.
- 迈克尔，你好吗？ - 挺好的，你好吗？ - Michael, how are you? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, how are you?
- 爸，这娃娃喷出来的是什么 - 我不知道 - Daddy, what's coming out of the toy? - I don't know.
天哪，迈克尔，看上去像是精液 God, Michael, it looks like semen.
我不知道，我就在商店买的，我不知道 I don't know. I just got it at a store. I don't know.
精液是什么，妈妈？ What's semen, mommy?
只是一种液体，亨利 It's just a liquid, Henry. It's just a liquid.
迈克尔，你知道不知道，我们爱你？ Michael, do you realize that we love you?
亨利 Henry.
我 Me.
这里的所有人 All of us here.
你到底是谁，唐娜？ Who are you, Donna?
你到底是谁？ Who are you, really?
噢，我操，拜托 Oh, for fuck's sake!
对不起，亨利 I'm sorry, Henry.
妈咪说脏话了 Mommy said a bad word.
但，我操，迈克尔，我也不知道我是谁 But for fuck's sake, Michael. I don't know who I am.
我想问，你是谁？ I mean, who are you?
每个人都是谁？谁能回答这个问题？ Who is anyone? Who could answer that question?
我不想要你走 I don't want you to leave.
- 唐娜，我没有要走 - 爸爸要走了吗？ - Donna, I'm not leaving. - Is daddy leaving?
当然没有，乖儿子 Of course not, slugger.
我去哪呢？ Where would I go?
- 唐娜？ - 抱歉 - Donna? - I'm sorry.
啊 Ah.
见到你真好 Well, good to see you.
非常感谢 Thanks very much.
爸，这娃娃在做什么？ Daddy, what's it doing now?
- 在唱歌 - 噢 - Singing, slugger. - Oh.
嗯... Um... um...
我能出去玩吗？ Can I go out and play?
当然 Yeah, sure.
我在这把歌听完 I'll stay here and listen to it till it's over.
2005年9月16日 September 16th, 2005.
亲爱的迈克尔 Dear Michael,
很遗憾你要走了，但我理解 I'm sorry to see you go, but I understand.
其实我不理解，但我接受 Well, I don't understand, but I accept it.
很高兴我们共度了这段时光 I'm so glad we had this time together.
我以前从未体会过这样的爱情 I don't think I ever felt love like this was.
或许会有一天我们能在更好的境遇下重逢 Maybe someday we'll meet again under better circumstances.
爱你的，丽莎·“不寻常丽莎”·海瑟曼 Love, Lisa "anomalisa" hesselman.
附注 P.S.
我在日英词典里查了“不寻常丽莎”这个词 I looked up "anomarisa" in my Japanese-English dictionary.
它的意思是“天堂的女神” It turns out it means "goddess of heaven."
当然，我没有觉得我是那样的 Not that I think of myself that way, of course.
只是，这很有趣 It's just interesting.
【不寻常的她】
翻译：米粒
导演：查理·考夫曼、杜克·约翰逊
编剧：查理·考夫曼
当我看见一张脸 ♪ When I see a face
或听见一个名字 ♪ or hear a name
或是被介绍给新朋友认识 ♪ or am introduced to someone new
都无所谓，他们都一样 ♪ it doesn't matter, they're all the same
他们都不是你 ♪ and none of them is you
我去上班 ♪ when I go to work
或是去散步 ♪ or take a walk
看其他人在做的事 ♪ and watch what other people do
听他们闲聊 ♪ I'll listen to their idle talk
他们都不是你 ♪ and none of them is you
你在哪里 ♪ where are you
亲爱的？ ♪ my dear?
为什么我听不见你？ ♪ Why can't I hear you?
多希望你能在这里 ♪ How I wish that you were here
我多期待 ♪ how I long
可以在 ♪ to be near
你身边 ♪ you
有时候，在晚上 ♪ sometimes at night
我会消磨时间 ♪ I'll pass the time
那些无尽的无眠的夜晚 ♪ those endless, sleepless hours in bed
我会尽力会想你的声音 ♪ I'll try to reconstruct your voice
但只能听见他人的 ♪ but only hear their voice instead
他们说话，他们大嚷 ♪ they talk, they yell
用他们的声音 ♪ in that other voice
他们也会调情和低语 ♪ they flirt and whisper, too
如果能有选择，我也会爱他们 ♪ I'd love them if I had the choice
但他们都不是你 ♪ but none of them is you
你在哪里 ♪ where are you
亲爱的？ ♪ my dear?
为什么我听不见你？ ♪ Why can't I hear you?
我多期待你可以 ♪ How I wish that you
在这里 ♪ were here
我多期待 ♪ how I long
可以在 ♪ to be near
你身边 ♪ you
在梦里，你来了 ♪ in a dream you came
握着我的手 ♪ and held my hand
在梦里 ♪ our love was perfect
我们的爱完美无瑕 ♪ in that sphere
你的低语是微风 ♪ the breeze was your whisper in that land
而那里的空气静止不动 ♪ while the air stands still right here
不，亲爱的，我从未见过你 ♪ no, I've never met you, my sweet dear
我的朋友们，他们说你并不存在 ♪ and my friends, they say you don't exist
但朋友们都是懦夫，只会害怕 ♪ but friends are cowards full of fear
害怕看到自己错失的事物 ♪ afraid to look at what they've missed
会有一天，我会在街上走着 ♪ one day I'll be walking on the street
拥挤而热闹，却没有面孔的人群 ♪ that crowded, bustling, faceless spread
在转角处，我们会相遇 ♪ I'll turn the corner and we'll meet
我便不再是一潭死水 ♪ and I will be no longer dead
你在哪里 ♪ where are you
亲爱的？ ♪ my dear?
我为什么听不见你？ ♪ Why can't I hear you?
我多希望 ♪ How I wish
你在这里 ♪ that you were here
我多期待 ♪ how I long
我可以在 ♪ to be near
你身边 ♪ you ♪